How Likely Is My Car To Be Vandalized If I Have A Darwin Fish On It? How About A Flying Spaghetti Monster?
November 29th, 2009 | How To Fly Fish | 8 Comments »I’d like to put a Darwin fish or a flying spaghetti monster on my car.
I’m a little hesitant to do so because I don’t want any extreme theists to vandalize my car (snap off the antenna, break a window, slash the tires, throw eggs, etc).
How likely is this to happen? If you’ve ever had something like this on your car, did it happen to you?
Thanks!
As an extreme theist I only vandalize cars with the Darwin fish on them. I find the FSM stickers humorous and then I find it difficult to vandalize someone else’s property when I am laughing. But I can only speak for myself and my unwritten policy. But as an unbalanced nut job, I never really know what I might do.
The flying spaghetti jokes are overused, they’re getting kind of old now…
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It won’t happen, unless you’re in Harlem (where it’d get vandalized anyway), or Colorado Springs (they’d vandalized it "in the name of Jesus")
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Cover your bases, use both… and a horseshoe…
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IMHO
It’s probably a lot safer than putting political bumper stickers on your car in the USA.
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I live in the bible belt and have an big EVOLVE bumper sticker on the back of my car. No problems yet! Most people don’t know what the FSM is.
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I have several equality and marriage equality bumper stickers on my car (in Texas) and I’ve never had a problem with them. The FSM many people still wouldn’t understand.
Peace,
Jenn
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As an extreme theist I only vandalize cars with the Darwin fish on them. I find the FSM stickers humorous and then I find it difficult to vandalize someone else’s property when I am laughing. But I can only speak for myself and my unwritten policy. But as an unbalanced nut job, I never really know what I might do.
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get a sticker that says "This car is insured by Smith and Wesson" instead
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